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  • idaresayihavetoomany:

    its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

    timelord-castiel:

    rosskemp:

    do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

    does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

    am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

    these are our struggles

    Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

    The struggles of a man

    boo hoo

    thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

    you need an award right now

    (Source: kul5ara, via hes-my-whore)

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    playstation2chainz:

    stop giving me butterflies and just give me orgasms

    (via squirticuno)

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